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sábado, 8 de noviembre de 2008 ( 0:03 )
Internet es un verdadero mar de locuras, Diariamente millones de personas entablando conversaciones, compartiendo archivos, viendo videos, leyendo noticias y de vez en cuando buscando informacion realmente importante como el serial de algun programa nuevo e interesante.
Muchos si no es ke todos, al menos una vez hemos entrado a esas famosas salas de chat, donde pasamos algun rato conociendo nuevas personas o simplemente compartiendo estupideces aprovechando esa segunda vida que te da el anonimato de un nick.
Los siguientes Quotes son fragmentos de conversaciones veridicas y fueron recopilados de bash.org, Espero que sepan algo de ingles ya que es vital para entender esto.
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[jeedo] hey baby, whats up?
[indidge] umm....nothing?
[jeedo] So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
[indidge] Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
[jeedo] Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
[th3no0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[th3no0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[rageagainsttheamish] why the clown
[th3no0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[rageagainsttheamish] lmao
jeebus - the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus - he was a fucken impostor
jeebus - never once moved diagonally
[dmncatrny] I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
[dmncatrny] And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
[dmncatrny] and run like hell
[raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
[zanthis(ale)] AFK, tornado
-Esto de abajo es simplemente brillante-
[third_planet] The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
[third-planet] So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
[third-planet] We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
[mr-butlertron] The logic is all there...
[third-planet] I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
[third-planet] So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
[third-planet] The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
[third-planet] So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
[third-planet] I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
[third-planet] He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
[third-planet] We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] Thank you for listening to me.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] You know your a really good listener.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] Sweety please say something.
[sandaedar] Ok I'm back.
[beeth] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
[honx] well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
[@Chin^] My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
[@Chin^] just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
[@Chin^] So she calls me a pervert again?!?
[@Chin^] there is no justice in the world...
[masterg] ....................................................................
..................................
[judas] where's pacman when you need him?
[mikkel] If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
[celestya] i dont think so
[mikkel] Wanna go camping?
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sábado, 8 de noviembre de 2008 ( 0:03 )
Internet es un verdadero mar de locuras, Diariamente millones de personas entablando conversaciones, compartiendo archivos, viendo videos, leyendo noticias y de vez en cuando buscando informacion realmente importante como el serial de algun programa nuevo e interesante.
Muchos si no es ke todos, al menos una vez hemos entrado a esas famosas salas de chat, donde pasamos algun rato conociendo nuevas personas o simplemente compartiendo estupideces aprovechando esa segunda vida que te da el anonimato de un nick.
Los siguientes Quotes son fragmentos de conversaciones veridicas y fueron recopilados de bash.org, Espero que sepan algo de ingles ya que es vital para entender esto.
---------------------------------------------
[jeedo] hey baby, whats up?
[indidge] umm....nothing?
[jeedo] So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
[indidge] Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
[jeedo] Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
[th3no0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[th3no0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[rageagainsttheamish] why the clown
[th3no0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[rageagainsttheamish] lmao
jeebus - the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus - he was a fucken impostor
jeebus - never once moved diagonally
[dmncatrny] I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
[dmncatrny] And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
[dmncatrny] and run like hell
[raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
[zanthis(ale)] AFK, tornado
-Esto de abajo es simplemente brillante-
[third_planet] The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
[third-planet] So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
[third-planet] We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
[mr-butlertron] The logic is all there...
[third-planet] I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
[third-planet] So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
[third-planet] The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
[third-planet] So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
[third-planet] I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
[third-planet] He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
[third-planet] We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] Thank you for listening to me.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] You know your a really good listener.
[xxxgirlygirlxxx] Sweety please say something.
[sandaedar] Ok I'm back.
[beeth] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
[honx] well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
[@Chin^] My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
[@Chin^] just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
[@Chin^] So she calls me a pervert again?!?
[@Chin^] there is no justice in the world...
[masterg] ....................................................................
..................................
[judas] where's pacman when you need him?
[mikkel] If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
[celestya] i dont think so
[mikkel] Wanna go camping?
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Entren a bash.org, luego posteo mas.
Inspirado por el blog de Crou
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