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Bashing Around

jueves, 4 de diciembre de 2008 ( 22:27 )

[DKMA] In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
[DKMA] I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
[X15] there are ppl in texas?

[fo0bar] I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her

[Grumbledook] my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
[bodhi] hmmm
[bodhi] my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
[Grumbledook] :P
[dave] my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge

[PTM] when i was ten...
[PTM] (interesting story, no?)
[PTM] i was messing around with a neighbor girl
[PTM] and like
[PTM] it was mostly naked wrestling
[PTM] with penetration
[PTM] but no orgasms.
[Damsel] you fucking fucked at 10?
[PTM] well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose

[StephHauth] why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!

[Rivorus] i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
[Rivorus] and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room

[Konsole] #include [iostream.h]
[Konsole] #include [stdlib.h]
[Konsole] #include [afterstepspenis.h]
[Konsole] #include [thatnakedchick.h]
[Konsole] #define hebangsher 1
[Konsole] int main(void)
[Konsole] {
[Konsole] while (hebangsher)
[Konsole] cout << "oh yeah!\n";
[Konsole] return 0;
[Konsole] }
[afterstep] yeah.

MicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today
MicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid
MicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot
MicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up
MicrowavedPuppy: then she goes
MicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS!
MicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her friends in the street

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

mcilhemnny: see, this is why I like bittorrents
mcilhemnny: Family guy, Seasons... 1-4 + the movie
mcilhemnny: Now thats fucking organisation
mcilhemnny: I don't have to do any work
mcilhemnny: I just sit on my fucking ass and wait...
mcilhemnny: for
mcilhemnny: 196.5 days...
mcilhemnny: awww... the simple life

[syc] buddy of mine licked a motherboard once while the machine was running
[syc] no problems
[Skiz] I disagree
[Skiz] your friend has problems

atlasthealmighty: Did I tell you my idea of injecting heroin into your balls, so when you ejaculate, it's heroin... And then the chick will think you just gave her the most amazing orgasm in the world, and she'd become addicted to sex with you
nullphi: i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

[Tac0] FiZi
[Tac0] are u connected to the internet?
[FiZi2] What the fuck do you think

[CheapSk8[RKI]] I am against drugs
[CheapSk8[RKI]] I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
[tsingtao] your mom did drugs or something?
[CheapSk8[RKI]] No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.

* Now talking in #christiandebate
[Pramma] hey you guys, do you think jesus would use bittorrent or ed2k?